A message from Anonymous
how's France?

It’s pretty neat.

Wait a second… why is the sky crumbling to pieces?

A message from exacutioner-gamer
"Hey snippy how yo-" exa shad gotten close enough and slammed a pie in snippys face "hahahahahhahahahHahHahahahhahahahahahaah"

Bwah! Did Engie send you? Dx

A message from exacutioner-gamer
Slams a pie in engies face "bam!"
A reply from ask-irl-engie

WAUGH!! Ugh, not again! Why you little…!

ask-irl-engie:

ask-irl-snippy:

ask-irl-engie:

ask-irl-snippy:

Nooo what a waste of delicious pie! ;O;

*eats it off Engie’s face*

Oh, that’s sweet. -.- Would you like a napkin?

Nah. Your shirt will do. *wipes mouth on it*

*grumbles*

Hey, cheer up! *stuffs a piece of pie into Engie’s mouth*

A message from Anonymous
Such a good guidance, Snippy. It is clear that you understood that by yourself, and this is so bitter.

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A message from Anonymous
"I can’t do it anymore!"

Hey, even if life throws many rocks into your path, never give up, my friend. Stay strong and keep fighting.

A message from Anonymous
"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

You are right. Why are you, anyways?

A message from Anonymous
"Just kiss me already!

Huh…Why would I do that?

*Turns away and whispers* So awkward…

A message from Anonymous
on a scale of "yoooooooooo" to "ASDFGHJKL;" how party r u

NA, as in Never Again.

A message from ask-irl-engie
Are you sure? ...Damn. I've been wondering if you could read minds with your new alien powers. Guess not. Oh well. See ya later.
A reply from ask-irl-snippy

Wait, come back!

Yes, I ate your last blueberry muffin, and it was delicious.

ask-irl-engie:

ask-irl-snippy:

ask-irl-engie:

THAT WAS YOU?! B-but… why? Why, Snippy?

Gee, I did you a favor! It would have only made you fat.

Trust me, it’s better this way.

Are you serious? You don’t even need muffins, you idiot! Unbelievable!

Well, theoretically I could go back in time and undo it… but I won’t.

So… want some new age meatballs?

A message from pahaperse
"It’s not fair!"
A reply from ask-irl-snippy

Shh, I know. *pets your back*

She’s in a better place now.

pahaperse:

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# UGLY SOBBING

I’m so sorry. Here, *hands tissue*

A message from Anonymous
"Kiss my ass!"
A reply from ask-irl-snippy

Engie is that you

ask-irl-engie:

Nope.

Oh, by the way, Snippy. Kiss my ass.

Fuck yooou *pulls Engie’s hood down and spins him around*

A message from ask-irl-engie
"Meatballs!"
A reply from ask-irl-snippy

Actually these are eggs I just looted from a tunneller worm’s nest.

They are meat in a way though, so the term isn’t completely wrong, eh.

I find they taste delicious. Kinda like chicken, but slightly more stringy.

ask-irl-engie:

*gags* O-oh… Uh, never mind.

… I should have just pretended they were meatballs. Ah well, more left for me and Pilot!

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

  • "I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
  • "It’s not fair!"
  • "I could kill you right now!"
  • "Knock it off!"
  • "Screw you!"
  • "You’re a complete moron!"
  • "I love this song!"
  • "Bring that here!"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "I’m pissed off!"
  • "Make me!"
  • "I wish you’d never been born!"
  • "I bought ice cream!"
  • "Kiss my ass!"
  • "Shut up!"
  • "I can’t do it anymore!"
  • "Take me home!"
  • "Just kiss me already!
  • "I can't be in love with you!"
  • "I can't believe this!"
  • "Piss off!"
  • "I wish things were that simple!"
  • "I love you!"
  • "Jump off a bridge!"
  • "You’re so hot!"
  • "Meatballs!"
  • "Bagged Milk!"
A message from ask-irl-engie
Are you sure? ...Damn. I've been wondering if you could read minds with your new alien powers. Guess not. Oh well. See ya later.

Wait, come back!

Yes, I ate your last blueberry muffin, and it was delicious.

A message from ask-irl-engie
You know what I'm talking about.

Uhh… Let me think… Hmm.

…Nope, still nothing.