A message from Anonymous
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord And Saviour The Helix Fossil?

You must be new here. Are you aware that I’m an atheist?

A message from Anonymous
So, what if a pretty guy asked you out?

Sanic taught me to sey: “NO!”

A message from Anonymous
How rockin' would you look in a dress and high heels?

Smashing.

A message from Anonymous
Hey, Snippy, can I talk to your scarf for a moment? Engie won't do any of my dares so now I have to build a time machine to get to him.

No! My scarf is replacing my heart now. You can’t just take it away from me!

A message from stathampen
Help, Pilot ate all the ice Cream!

Ugh Pilot… I just hope that probably highly radiated stuff won’t turn him into a mutant.

Legacy of Kain- Soul Reaver 2 - Theme Ariels Lament

Annie refused the sacrifice, now Engie is locked in eternal limbo. May he find peace there.

A message from Anonymous
so, engie, how old are you now? is your hair the same color as the fur on your coat?
A reply from ask-irl-engie

Ehh…

ask-irl-engie:

uepi410:

ask-irl-snippy:

Shame on you, anon, for your total lack of civility! Everyone knows that you never ask a man for his age!

Seriously Snippy you are always defending for your presious Mr. Engie

He loves me.

SHUT UP!

A message from uepi410
Hey how well are you getting along with Photoshop havent heard about that cutie lately

I’d rather not get too close to that thing anymore after the Firefox incident.

A message from Anonymous
hey snippy, how do you eat and do other human bodily things?

Thanks to the Biomatrix, my entire body has now become one multifunctional organ, allowing me to consume things as I touch them and sweat them back out through my high tec skin.

Just kidding. I’m dead through and through and haven’t actually eaten anything since I died on that sword, as my organs are now just rotting meat. It is odd… I don’t feel hungry at all, just a little more… weary every day. Merging my death zone gear to my body has bought me some time, but I hope the Biomatrix will come up with a better solution to this problem soon.

A message from Anonymous
so, engie, how old are you now? is your hair the same color as the fur on your coat?
A reply from ask-irl-engie

Ehh…

Shame on you, anon, for your total lack of civility! Everyone knows that you never ask a man for his age!

A message from kkatnips
Hey although bees are extint now, your ass isn't perfectly safe. you know it? Remember, there is still a brilliant blue eyed fellow around you and these days you are in coma.
A reply from ask-irl-engie

I’d be willing to bet that Captain and Pilot have glued all sorts of things to my butt by now.

But Snippy? Come on. Would Snippy do that?

Yeah, he would.

Considering stuff could get permanently glued to me now if I touch it for too long, I’d rather not….

A message from uepi410
Since your clothes are your skin now Engie sees your naked body all the time Then why do you think he doesn't get a boner Jeez really dear Snippy you should work out sometime cuz I don't think Engie is a picky-over-body type
A reply from ask-irl-snippy

What difference would that make? Except for the colors of the gear that is permanently attached  to me now (that he designed), I’m not even his type.

zeescarf:

In case that you are ever in need of some “special” parts my dear Anchor, let us know.

If you know what I mean.

Yeah thanks scarf that’s just what I need now.

(No not really.)

A message from uepi410
So which type do you think he likes Captein Pilot or... Photoshop

How about crazy robot ladies?

A message from 12orange
Some one should make an Ask-irl-pilot / zee captan

[[ OOC:

ask-irl-pilot

ask-irl-captain

Dunno where these people have gone to. ]]

A message from Anonymous
Okay, okay, how about something else. ... I dare you to open Snippy's clothes (part or all, I'm not picky) to see what would happen! (or what he looks like underneath, whatever)
A reply from ask-irl-engie

Umm… Considering his present physical state, wouldn’t that be equivalent to skinning him?

Forget it.

Yeah! No skinning me alive! >:(